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April Fools Day 2015

Happy April Fools Day 2015. It's just gone 9am and I've already happened upon several fools. You can read about previous fools from years gone by here and here. The first one I spotted was the Go Ape Tree Top Segway Experience. They sent me an email this morning and I was immediately suspicious, but I do actually think this was quite a [...]

UPDATED: I Really Like You! The Carly Rae Jepsen Revival?

Last I heard of young Carly Rae Jepsen was that she'd happily retired on the royalties of Call Me Maybe and was residing in the same gated community as Toni Basil and Rick Astley, where Rebecca Black has a small condo too and Meghan Trainor is viewing property. If you're not getting the hint, I am implying that she is a one hit wonder. [...]

Made in Chelsea Commentary: Episode 3, Series 8 – Alik Cheats, but probably not!

I've been wanting to do this all along with Made in Chelsea, but well, who has the time? Anyway, here goes my commentary from series 8, episode 3. Bonus points if I can get one or more of the cast to comment on this - unlikely, I know. Throughout this post I'll be adding in comments that were made by myself and my buddy [...]

Faith

I'm not a religious person, but I get faith. I understand the idea of needing something to believe in and while I don't have a god or deity, I believe, I believe in something greater. I believe that nothing worth having comes easily I believe that good things happen to good people I believe with faith in yourself and the belief of others, [...]

My 3 Favourite Dirty Little Celebrity Gossip Resources

I love celebrity gossip. I don't know why. I especially like the photos of people in fancy dresses, of the skinny girls looking a bit plain and the curvier girls looking sexy and awesome, cue Rebel Wilson at the Correspondents' Dinner or whatever that shindig at the White House is called (David Cameron needs to work on something like that). But where do [...]

I’m Back

Hello there. How have you been? I’m sorry I haven’t in so long. I’ve really wanted to and I’ve missed you. But I’m back now and I have a long list of topics on my iPhone that I’m going to write about, so hopefully I can operate with a little more frequency. So, where have I been? When I left you I had [...]

How to cure / soothe / ease / survive / deal with an ear infection

This week, I've had an ear infection. I'm still having it, but I am learning to live with it. I hope that some day soon it will just go away, but until that point I still need to be able to eat, rest and do some work, so here's how I'm coping. Here is how to ease an ear infection. Up to 60% [...]

Apologies: Make Them

I've just made an apology to someone for something I said that I didn't mean. It took me almost a week to gear myself up to do this and I choked several times. But I didn't mean what I'd said. Thankfully, this doesn't happen too often any more and they were things that were said in the heat of the moment, but I'm [...]

Something Funny: Mila Kunis talks to Chris Stark off of the Scott Mills show on Radio 1

Hi all, I know you've probably all seen this, because as an audience you're pretty up on the whole internet culture thing, but I've only just had the chance to see it and I thought it was brilliant. Is it bizarre that is makes me feel proud to the British? Proud of the BBC? And proud of the unique way in which it [...]

Antonio Banderas Extra Chewing Gum Advert

Have you seen the new Extra chewing gum advert with Antonio Banderas?   Extra have had these little food characters in their ads for a while now. Cute, ain't they? But am I supposed to believe that Antonio Banderas ate a tiny baguette, a donut and a muffin for lunch? As if! I reckon he's a salad and protein kind of guy. Plus, [...]

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